Duuude. I thought I lived in CANADA! Apparently, I live in hell; I am so hot right now, I may literally be turning to liquid at this very moment. My body is actually melting into a big, sweaty pool of greasy meat.
Besides the heat, I am convinced that this is hell because the priest who ran that Christianity 101 course I took a couple of months ago is reaching out to me via Facebook. I’m willing to be he was trying to rescue my soul from this burning inferno. Maybe I shouldn’t have ignored his friend request?
OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!