Hell is Colder Than This!

Duuude. I thought I lived in CANADA! Apparently, I live in hell; I am so hot right now, I may literally be turning to liquid at this very moment. My body is actually melting into a big, sweaty pool of greasy meat.

Besides the heat, I am convinced that this is hell because the priest who ran that Christianity 101 course I took a couple of months ago is reaching out to me via Facebook. I’m willing to be he was trying to rescue my soul from this burning inferno. Maybe I shouldn’t have ignored his friend request?

OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

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