You know what’s awesome? Being awakened by a sick baby just two seconds after you have fallen asleep. You know what’s more awesome than that? When it happens ALL NIGHT LONG and you can actually feel parts of your brain shutting down just to cope with the lack of sleep. You know what’s even more awesome than that? Being puked on at 2am when you are exhausted and grumpy, then snapping at your husband for gagging while he cleans the vomit out of your hair. Awesome.